Sam Sam the Sammich :D

No one who doesnt know me will bother to follow my blog anyway. So this box, where I assume some witty statement generalizing myself should be placed, has been rendered useless. :D

My house feels like a goddamn sauna and I’m wearing the least amount of clothes deemed appropriate to sleep in. This is ridiculous. >.>

College scholarship rejection letters are like saying “Fuck you” nicely, except that doesn’t happen. They suck. 

Social Media makes me feel like shit. 

So I quit my softball team yesterday. Then my twitter feed blew up with “great years guys, gonna miss all my seniors” *proceeds to list every name but me*. “best senior rec ever” “best team ever” Yet no one had the fucking balls to ask me anything today. They all just stared. Yeah. Best Senior Rec ever. Oh wait. I didnt get one. I got to watch one. Sorry. My bad. Fuck you.

I am marrying this man. After I get a sex change. Because he just so happens to be gay. We can work through this. <3

Oh Tumblr, how I have missed you <3 

willhelmhesse:

samsamthesammich:

It finally let me log back on :D

Sam you need to learn how to turn replies on ahaha

What do i have to do?… What is that? XD

Oh Tumblr, how I have missed you <3 

It finally let me log back on :D

Grrrr. Tumblr keeps freezing my computer. 

I wanted to look at something but it freezes everytime I try to get there >.<

(Source: fuckyeahmovieclub)

Goshdarnitthisfuckingscholarshipwillbethedeathofme. 

I have been answering in list form. And it says I need complete sentences. I have been doing this for almost two hours.

This scholarship is so fucking terrible, and people keep telling me I am overanalyzing it clearly worth every single cent of the $2500 I better be fucking getting.

I fucking hate scholarships and computers and technology and i dont want to go to college if it is gonna cause this much stress and i am just going to live in my basement forever alone. Because this is awful.

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